Wednesday, April 4, 2012

Lessons from New York


Five days and four nights later, some thoughts regarding the Big Apple:

- Friendships transcend geographic location and time apart; it is possible to pick off where you left off.
- When in frigid temperatures, hooded jackets come in handy. Multiple hoods, even better.
- Comfortable shoes are a must.
- Use the bathroom before entering public spaces.
- Floor level seats for NBA games aren't particularly necessary.
- Prepare things to say to NBA players when you get their autographs. Otherwise, you will say something entirely inconsequential/irrelevant/forgettable.
- Be sure of your destination and stop before getting on the subway.
- Buy the unlimited week-long subway pass, and make sure everyone you travel with has it too.
- Do not take offense when people bump into you on the street or do not say "thank you" when you hold the door for them. Also brace yourself for a "watch it!" and glare or two.
- Avoid eye contact with raging lunatics, and whatever you do, do not stop and consider any offers for free music or other promotions. They will hook you in, and refuse to let you leave.
- Shake Shack is overrated. Especially their concretes.
- Joe's Shanghai and Halal Cart are most definitely worth the hype.
- New York Pizza is available everywhere in the United States.
- Commuting from North Bronx to Manhattan is quite the trek, and arguably detrimental to your travel itinerary.
- You will also be just fine going through the Bronx at 2 a.m.
- 30 Rock stands for 30 Rockefeller Plaza.
- Musicals on Broadway won't necessarily be better than the National Tours, but they will usually feature bigger names and classic theaters. Regardless, a spectacular experience.
- It's hard to take photos on the top of the Empire State Building.
- If possible, find an Empire State Building tenant to take you up to the top.
- Going anywhere in the world can be a great time, so long as you're with the right people.